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Vegan Demotivational Poster


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

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steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary


TAGS: cow rabbit vegetarian carnivore vegan meat
Rating: 3.56/5

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ooooooooooom - August 4, 2009, 8:23 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:50 am
Oh, poor bunny. I tried to be a vegetarian once, until my Dad had a BBQ.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:33 am
I believe Dennis Leary said it best "Meat tastes like Murder, And Murder tastes good"
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:11 am
Being a vegetarian or vegan might be going against nature, but it's practicing self control. I wouldn't want someone eating my baby, why should I eat something else's. Who are we to say we're better than any other species. Animals and children are pure
Dylan - July 30, 2009, 1:10 am
We're OMNIVOREs people! That means we're made to eat both plants AND animals not only one. To be a vegan or carnivore is going against nature and our suties to the balance of the food chain. Thx for letting me rant, 5 lions for poster.
Sean - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
Cow on bunny violence, even if the bunny was already dead, is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Shame on you all.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
That Is such a sweet pic. aggy check your pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Hey, Trashheap...I got your bunny!!!!!. 5 lions.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
TTH? Raising cows to do your dirty work now? 5L


VEGAN WITCHES BREW - Eye of potato, ear of corn, head of lettuce ...


TAGS: vegan witches brew
Rating: 4.36/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 9, 2011, 10:43 pm
aaaaand vóila! Mashed potatoe5!!!


VEGANS SAY MEAT IS MURDER - I say, "Touch my steak and I'll stab ye in the eye with a fork."


TAGS: vegan meat murder
Rating: 4.03/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
How would you like to be tortured in a factory farm? You my friend, have no idea of how it is to suffer. You only think of what pleases your taste buds. That's very sad.
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:25 pm
I say: "I didn't know I'd left any witnesses alive"


AWESOME - Are you?


TAGS: meat soyf***er carnivore vegan
Rating: 2.97/5

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Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
May I recommend posters: 66651 & 71206
Jmac0585 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
I sure am. http://www.motifake.com/comments/61676
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
I sure the fvck think so! This poster is not tho, 1L. Slow down and think about it. Also look around to see if the pic has been used before and how it was used.


VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


Vegan Joke #11 -




VEGANS -




THROUGH THE EYES OF A VEGAN - I'd barely eat anything too.


TAGS: vegan
Rating: 3.93/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:21 pm
Personally, I try to only eat things WITH eyes, they are much more tasty! Om Nom Nom! And throw in something that died a violent death, I'm there! The fear adds flavor!


ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your ***uality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!


TAGS: squirrel bird vegetarian vegan carnivore
Rating: 3.25/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 30, 2010, 2:51 pm
The day the music stopped....rather abruptly


Vegan Joke #8 -


TAGS: vegan joke cowboy bar
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:35 am
Credit this joke to my wife, whose sense of humor can still blindside the tar out of me. lol!


Vegan Joke #10 -




Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


in my day -




Vegan Joke #3 -


TAGS: vegan joke vegetable coma
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - April 16, 2014, 10:05 pm
Good...more bacon for me.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:28 am
Unfortunately I do not think it is fad. More and more people are becoming Vegan.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:32 am
This whole vegan fad will soon disappear - alas, not soon enough. And honestly, no doubt you agree, that's what this is - a fad. I'm curious, not so much WHEN, but HOW it'll go down. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
Moo ha ha.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:32 am
Thanks crotchety...I know a few vegans and these are being emailed out to them. Gawd they hate me sometimes...teehee


RAW VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans raw vegans the twilight zone
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


IN A WORLD GONE VEGAN -




WARNING-MAY CONTAIN NUTS. -


TAGS: vegans
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:14 am
Steve, you just became my best friend. 5L!


VEGAN LIFE - What?!? There's a fruit there...right next to the bacon wrapped pork!


TAGS: vegan pork bacon
Rating: 2.68/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:28 am
It's like parsley, just for decoration.


Setting a Vegan Trap -




LIBERALS - Taking stupid to a new level.


TAGS: liberals vegan cartoon
Rating: 2.42/5

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QCSabotage - July 23, 2009, 10:16 am
And what does this have to to with liberals again?


Conflicted -


TAGS: anxiety woman scared vegan kill
Rating: 5/5

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fgd051943 - October 14, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thank youMisPriss. It can only mean that you have a sick, twisted sense of humor. I like that.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:26 pm
5 tofu Ls!
crankyhead - October 12, 2013, 8:21 pm
Pass the 5alt.


If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Vegan Joke #6 -




Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


Vegan Joke #9 -




The Bandwagon -


TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.


VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face


TAGS: vegans oatmeal vegetarian
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster


Vegan -




Vegan Joke #1 -


TAGS: vegan joke conversations meat superficial pun
Rating: 4.33/5

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Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 9:58 pm
...and that one's even worse.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
I know, I know. Bad pun. Moo ha ha.
Oldsod - April 1, 2014, 5:46 pm
Grrrrrrrroooooooooooaaaaaaaannnnnnnn...and 5L.


to all vegans -


TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.


vegan Joke #4 -




vegan Joke #5 -




THE CIRCLE OF (SHOW-SOME) LOVE - 2 Hippies enter.... 1 HIPPIE LEAVES!!


TAGS: hippie riotors circle of love drum circle vegan
Rating: 2.86/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:18 pm
Nice ThunderDome reference


VEGAN GIRLS -


TAGS: signe vegan flowers nom
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:02 pm
Cauliflower, rocket, broccoli, artichoke - all flowers - or parts of them.
TigerKid - April 27, 2009, 10:57 pm
Is that you in the pic Signe?
Sean - April 27, 2009, 5:15 pm
"Funny poster." I said. And I meant it.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Nah but she ate all the flowers muhahaha! Yeah I have no sense of humor :( But I eat flowers! :D OM NOM NOM
Culos - February 24, 2009, 8:48 am
and then she got deflowered???


Vegan Zombies -


TAGS: vegan zombie
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:55 am
HIDE the MUESLIX!!
Greeny - January 5, 2016, 7:10 pm
lol


how to spot a vegan -


TAGS: vegan
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - March 8, 2017, 2:36 am
Same punch line for Hahvid grads.
concern3 - March 6, 2017, 10:17 am
You nailed it. UP yours


Intolerant -




Vegan -


TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugsh**
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug sh**, right? ^!!!!!


idioms -


TAGS: vegan pigment wheat grass diet
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 17, 2015, 4:24 pm
Wouldn't surprise me X-D
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 2:57 pm
I wonder if they ph**osynthesize? 5L Cynic


Cuisine -




Deadpool -


TAGS: vegan deadpool captain america viewpoint
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - April 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks :)
Silverheart - April 23, 2015, 1:51 am

Meatloaf? Give them rare steak, instead. Or better yet, give me rare steak. 5Ls


VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


Have A Heart -




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